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Rush Limbaugh Back on Drugs, Has Psychotic Episode...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - On his radio show, Rush Limbaugh had a psychotic episode in which he said, "had to be a liberal."
LIMBAUGH: If this Virginia Tech shooter had an ideology, what do you think it was? This guy had to be a liberal. You start railing against the rich and all this other -- this guy's a liberal. He was turned into a liberal somewhere along the line. So it's a liberal that committed this act. Now, the drive-bys will read on a website that I'm attacking liberalism by comparing this guy to them. That's exactly what they do every day, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just pointing out a fact. I am making no extrapolation; I'm just pointing it out. They try -- whenever -- I can tell you from the history of this program, starting way back in the early '90s, when there was any kind of an incident, crime or what-have-you that attracted national attention, in the early days of this program, the drive-by media went out and they tried to connect the perpetrator to this program. They did everything they could. In fact, it went so far as Bill Clinton blaming me for influencing Timothy McVeigh to blow up the bureau building [sic: Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City]. These are the people sponsoring lies and distortion for the purposes of dividing this country and creating hatred. These are the people that invented this kind of tactic, if you will.
"He thinks that liberals are hiding in his closet, in his stove, and peeping out of his wife's blouse," said the doctor. "This attack of paranoid schizophrenia," the doctor said, "was brought on by the unusual amount of drugs found in his system. He just can't seem to quit his "doctor shopping" and OxyContin addiction. They also found evidence of marijuana, LSD, STP, opium, heroine, cocaine, and alcohol in his blood.
"It's amazing that he hasn't died of an overdose by now," said the doctor. "It's amazing how many drugs that man takes! He needs to join Alcoholics Anonymous, and QUICK!"
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